There are good monkeys and there are bad monkeys.

Top 10 Ways to Integrate the Word "Monkey" into Your Conversation

Good Monkey

10. "Hey, Bobby! Stop shooting off our bottle rockets at those monkeys!"

9. "Abraham Lincoln and George Washington were great leaders, but I think my favorite president of all was Monkey McPherson."

8. "Welcome to Monkeyville USA, home of the nicest monkeys in the world!"

7. "Man, it's raining outside like a bunch of monkeys."

6. (To fellow passenger on airplane): "You don't mind if I call you Mr. Monkey, do you?"

Bad Monkey

5. "What are you, one of them monkeys?" 

4. "I'm as full as a monkey in a banana factory."

3. "That monkey just won't do right."

2. "You gotta watch out for those monkey professors. Once they get tenured, all they do is climb around and eat bananas all day."

And the number one way to slip "monkey" into the discussion. . .

1. "We're running a little low on monkey."